OPLAN BAWAS TIMBANG
POSTED AT 09:41 AM

dog180

Para sa mga mausisa sa buhay . walang tsismis dito

Ngaung 2009 merong bagong pakulong umiikot sa pinagtatrabahuhan ko, eto ang tinatawag nilang "the biggest loser". dito nauso ang timbangang pagala gala at inaapak apakan ng mga kalahok. sa loob ng isang buwan susubukan nilang tanggalin ang mga ga building sa daming palapag na bilbil. siyempre sa ikabubuti yun ng kalusugan nila .... may masabi man lang akong maganda sa laro nila.

merong dalawang sektor sa palahok na to, ang una ay para sa nuknukan ng lusog, at ang pangalawa eh para sa featherweight, yun nga lang ga-balahibo ng ostrich ang timbang.

meron silang tinatawag na "fat money" na kung sino ang may pinakamalaking timbang na nawala cia ang makakakuha ng premyong pera.

180, 160, 185, 200, 150 <------------- parang ending lang kung titingnan pero malamang yan ang tantsa ko sa bigat nila, tanungin natin ang timbangan.

ako 105 lang .... pero meron akong angking kakisigan na hindi maiwasang pagnasaan nino man

balik sa kwento

eto ang mga ehersisyo na ginagwa nila, gutumin ang sarili kumain ng sky flakes maglaro ng badminton mastress sa calls, exercise at mag hip-hop abs.

maganda ang ginagawa nila . malamang new years resolution nila yan .

sakin nag papataba ako ngaun kaya ang ginagawa ko kain tapos tulog ayan nagkaulcer ako ambwiset

Jacket - ito ay mainam gamitin para pagpawisan at itago ang malusog na katawan . tatanggalin lang to pag malaki na ang ipinayat upang mainggit ang ibang malulusog na di pa rin pumapayat.  Babala , para manalo, wag ipakita sa kalaban kagad kung nangayayat ka wag hubarin ang jacket hanggat di tapos ang palaro para malaki ang tyansang manalo. hayaan mo lang na maging basehan ng kalaban mo ang matambok mong pisngi.

 

Timbangan - Ito ay ang magsisilbing hukom kung sino ang mananalo sa palaro. kadalasan kung sa pounds mo titingnan laging 3 digit ang makikita sa mga kasali sa laro at parati itong humigit sa 150 . ngaun rumoronda tong timbangan na to kaya kung gusto mo malaman kung sino ang kasali sa programa na ito sumigaw ka lang ng "asan ang timbangan" kung sino ang mga sumagot kasali sila. makikita itong timbangan na ito ngaung buwan

 

  FIT n RIGHT -  ito ay ang sponsor na inumin ng mga manlalahok sa oplan bawas timbang o sa mas kilala sa pinaconiong "the biggest loser". Ito ay may tatlong lasa, pinya mansanas at pinaghalohalong ewan. pag meron ka nito, in ka sa laro kasi ang ganda ng packaging at mainam sa kalusugan. Kung walang pera mag C2 ka mas maraming pagpipiliang lasa . sing bisa pero di sing mahal.

 Skyflakes - kung may ulcer ka pero kasali ka ito ay mainam na panawid gutom, dalawa ang kakaibang lasa nitong skyflakes, ang walang kamatayang lasang oscha at ang bagong lasa nitong garlic and onion. masarap to i terno sa fit n right o sa c2 pag walang pera.

Ibat ibang alternatibong paraan ng pagpapapayat

Halakhak - para hindi ma gutom at hindi ma boring, tumabi sa mga pinakamagulo pasaway at madaldal na kaibigan at humalakhak. masisiyahan ka na, mabubusog ka pa sa hangin,

Dighay utot combo- ito ay mainam kung kahit pambili ng skyflakes eh wala ka at nasa morning shift ka na walang makausap na tao. step 1 : tumingala ka , step 2: lumunok na parang sisiw : step 3: dumighay, nagmukha ka nang tanga sa station mo , nabusog ka pa, papayat ka pa! yung utot yan ang outlet mo pag nasobrahan ka na sa lunok ng hangin tapos mahina ka pa dumighay

para hindi mapansin, pag 'mutot ka sabayan mo ng larong  patay patayan o tulug tulugan o mag galit galitan ka para di mapansin.

para sa mga nagsisiksikang bilbil, nagngingitngit na stretch mark,sebo, mantika, bilbil, dobol chin, tripol chin, beltbag, salbabida .... wala lang. hari naway magtagumpay sila sa programa nila.

 

 

Currently listening to: over you
Currently feeling: high

Algebraic nosebleed.
POSTED AT 09:18 AM

touche

Haven't got a sleep for the whole day now thinking of the actual formula for that effing problem on that crumpled paper...Oh fuck...I just didn't realize that the darn exam got some mind-boggling equations. And yeah, I think I flunked it. "You should be expecting a call within the next 4 days for a possible reconsideration of your employment." the HR rep said. Yeah right... It means just one thing, better luck next time I guess. So this is the benefit of working for the Call Center Industry for almost 5 years now, lowered arithmetic solving capabilities and a score that sucks on a pretty easy test. Until now, I know I could have answered that correctly, it's just that my mind is too exhausted to bother with numbers...Damn it! It's the first time I failed an entrance exam! Imagine that! I thought I'll get a way with it by perfecting the IQ test, but luckily, I was the only applicant who failed with it. So please help me out here. Please tell me what kind of equation is this so I can breeze through my high school notes. X+200 => 2039 - y BS... Screw algebra, I mean every word related to it. Numbers suck! hehe ^^ I hope they would reconsider it. I'm a pretty nice boy anyway. hehe ^^ Why can't it be regarding Science of drinking or smoking? I'm sure I could nail it just like that. =) Man I'm a programmer, not a mathematician. Calculations is for the handy calculator, ain't that right? ^^ I should get over it right now.

BLAG
POSTED AT 08:41 AM

dog180

To be or not to be
POSTED AT 06:35 AM in what I'm feeling

kidbaliw

My mind's scattered like a gazillion stars in the sky.

The way you act? It sends me something that I need to know what was the real deal. I'm trying my best here to understand and not be angry.. but the truth is? I can't. Even if I masked it out, deep inside it's bleeding. There's this mixed emotions that stings in me everytime I forget about it. It's like feeling numb but the pain inside kills you. The anxiety in me.. it's growing.

I need to know the truth and understand why.

Even if I try to tell myself not to be angry.. I am.

Currently listening to: I caught myself by Paramore | Is it over?
Currently reading: New Moon by Stepenie Meyer
Currently feeling: jealous

Bless you tambay!
POSTED AT 10:30 AM

touche

God's good all day. Oh sweet Jesus, Thanks! On my way to work, I didn't recognize that I dropped my P80 pocket money(oh yeah, I'm saving big time for another gadget and I think a hundred bucks would be sufficient for a day). There you go, I stepped out of the jeep and waited for another one. Suddenly, someone came whistling over like he's calling a mad dog barking on the streets(haha!)I tried to ignore it but the man kept getting my attention with his creepy whistle. I hurriedly rode the nearest jeep to ditch the man but tough luck, he got into the jeep as well. I started thinking that he's a puny robber and I drew my swiss knife(C/O Ms. Van Cornel)out of my pouch. Then, suddenly the man, approached me and handed my money, while saying "Man, are these yours?". I just grabbed it, said "thanks" kept quiet while counting my money, and thinking how stupid this man can be, oh, might be that he's not so interested keeping the measly amount for himself that he decided to give it back to the poor dumb like me. I never realized that some people could still keep some moral for themselves like this man. If I were in his shoes, I could have comfortably kept the money for myself(hehe!)(Chong pera un eh, kahit ganu pa kaliit) ^^... Thanks brad! hehe, hindi ako maglalakad from Valero to Sta.Ana. Whew! Mabuhay ka! Natatangi ka! Damn, next time I'm gonna put in my coins on a separate purse. It's just such a hassle having 2 purses at a time, I think it's silly, kidding!

Done with calls, for good.
POSTED AT 09:00 AM

touche

New year, new job. Yeah, I'm about to end my hellish-high-paying-call-craze this month. I think I had enough of blabbing and cursing over the phone. It's my time now to get a profession where I'm good at, and where I'm motivated to get promoted from. I think I'm quite ready to relive my programming days, though those where the days that I get so frustrated when I weren't able to fix debugged errors. Starting fresh, without the memory of taking calls. Hehe!

Meet Pam
POSTED AT 07:58 PM in timeline, real world

kidbaliw

On my way to work, ka pm ko yung friend ko. My friend's name is Pamela Lozano or Pam for short. Hindi ko naman siya super close like during my teenage years or even college years. Pero we keep in touch through YM (Yahoo Messenger) paminsan minsan.

Well I had little cute memories with her. Ang alam ko kaservice ko siya (kasi nung elementary ako, naka school bus ako) kay Mang Romy. Our route is Proj 4, 3 & Cubao. Kaming dalawa yung last na inihahatid kasi parehas kaming Cubao. Hindi ko din siya ka classmate, Pam belonged with section 2 which is Visayas (i think) tapos ako section 1 and it's Luzon noong Grade III kami.

Anyways, gaya nga ng sabi ko walang maxadong memories pero ang hindi ko malilimutan sa babaitang ito was noong naglalaro kami ng sailormoon.. Alam niyo yun? Pretending we're the sailor warriors.. Haha! Syempre ako si Sailormoon aka Bunny at siya si Sailor Venus ata. Haha! Tagal na nun kaya hindi ko na maremember kung paano namin nilalaro yun. Hehe! Ang alam ko pa yata naging ka classmate niya si Daryl Jett Celis (Yung sa Pinoy Idol?) yep kaschoolmate ko siya.

Ayun alam ko din partner in crime ko siya sa mga kalokohan na ginagawa namin kapag pauwi na kami. Anjan yung mag hahampas kami ng pamaypay ng mga Highschool students ng Juan Sumulong Highschool sa Cubao.. Hehe.

Well ang reason why I posted her here kasi natawa lang ako sa nasabi niya noong ka PM ko siya kanina via my new fone. Yeah.. May new fone na ako, it's a secondhand pero I'm diggin' the features I swear.. Thanks kay meow for recommending the phone.

Yun nga, ang sabi ni Pam:

"Oi babae, kelan ba tayo magkikita? Pag pupunta ka sa San Mateo or sa Marikina text mo ko.. (09********) Kelan ba huling bonding natin? Mga 9 years old pa yata tayo nun.. Kay Mang Romy pa. Haha. Cge maya nalang ingat sa pag pasok Mwah!"

Well uu nga naman super ilang lighyears nang nakalightyears na ang nakalipas since I had those bonding moments with Pam. She's also working in a call center kaya lang in a GY shift.

I do look forward to meet her soon. Dami sigurong mga kwentos and all that. Haha. Ikaw ba naman lightyears na ang pagitan like hello?

Here's Pam..

Currently listening to: T-Shirt by Shontelle
Currently reading: New Moon by Stephenie
Currently feeling: jealous

Decisions
POSTED AT 04:45 PM

zinnia06

" I promise to love you forever. Every single day of forever. Will you marry me?" - Edward Cullen

New Year. New theme. hehe. Lahat na pinalitan ko..Friendster, Multiply, and this tabulas. Iisa lang naman ang theme - Twilight. Syempre, like every girls fan din ako ni Edward Cullen. Isa din ako sa mga nangangarap maging Mrs Cullen..hahaha! Last Christmas, I was really happy kase na complete ko yung mga books..New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn! At lahat yan sponsored! Wala ako binili! haha! Thank you Daddy, Gellidon, and Jom! Swerte ko din kase nakahanap ako ng book! Paperback lang yun pero keribels lang. Basta meron happy na ko!

Anyway, medyo di na yata ako masaya sa work. Hmm, pay is great (although minsan pag di mo na file yung leave mo ng maayos may discrepancy ka sigurado..at 1 month bago mo makuha yun!). Ok naman yung client..galante nga eh. Nakareceived ako ng 4k worth of GCs dahil sa Primetime. Every month may ganun..may pakain pa. May mga give aways pa nung Christmas (like jacket, mug, and Noche Buena foods). Saka yung work, although madaming calls, pag tier 2 ka tier 2 ka lang. Di mo handle ang tier 1 or tier 3 issues. Pag transfer, transfer. Madami ngang di supported and Tier 2 eh. So most of the time, transfer lang din kami. Di tulad sa iba na, lahat na yata ng queue na sayo..wahehehe..all in all, ok naman yung client. Ang ndi maganda? yung Workforce. Yung work environment. Yung TL ko, ok sya eh..kaso nung ma involved sya sa isa kong team mate parang di na pantay yung treatment nya sa team. Di mo maiiwasan na maisip na may something sa kanila. Well, ang explanation nila "Friends lang sila, it's just that they want to spend time together at gusto nila lagi sila magkasama". Hmpf bullshit. Whatever! Tapos pag pinagtsitsismisan sila ng ibang tao galit na galit sila. Hay naku mga human commoners nga naman. Wala na tuloy unity yung team. Kami ni France, di kami sumasama sa team buildings nila. Grupo grupo tuloy kami. Hay naku, isang team na nga lang hiwa-hiwalay pa. Panget di ba? Hay..oh well, nag iisip talaga ko. Bahala na. I think dapat bukod sa high salary, dapat din happy ka sa work. Kase pag di ka happy, eto ang maiisip mo palagi. Siguro nung una ok naman yung team ko eh. Ok mga batchmates ko. Masaya. Ngayon, iba na. Biglang nag iba. Part ba talaga yun? Hay ewan ko. I got sick of work sa PS but I never wanted na lumipat dahil "ndi na ko masaya". Hay...siguro need ko lang mag chillax muna..tamang tama mag summer na...siguro stress lang din ako..or siguro dumadaan lang talaga sa ganitong time lahat..haha! Ewan ko ba sa sarili ko!

Oh well, bahala na..sana kung lilipat man ako yung next job ko dun na ko mag work ng matagal. Ayoko din ng palipat lipat. Pero ayoko din ng mababa sahod..nyahaha! Pwede namang higher pay pero happy ka sa work di ba? LOL. Crazy.

Currently listening to: forever by chris brown
Currently feeling: confused